Tongue placed FIRMLY in cheek, here are a few not-exactly-headlines to reminisce over.
Not Necessarily the Headlines
Snoopy Falls Ill. – Details Sketchy
Billy Mayes Dies of Heart Attack – Mighty Cardiologist Just
Couldn’t Mend It
Clinton Frees Journalists from North Korea – Homeward Bound
on the Red-Eye
Obama Promises Transparency in Government – Details Outlined
In Closed-Door Session
Cash for Clunkers Needs More Cash – GAO to Investigate
Wasteful Spending
First Amendment to NFL’s Open to Public Practices – Players,
Coaches, and Fans Banned from Tweeting, or Other Communication
Sen. Ted Kennedy Recovering from Surgery – “For a Minute We
Thought the Poor Old Chap Had Quit It.”
Freddie and Fanny in Trouble Again – Fanny Needs to Improve
Bottom Line
Social Security Hacked – Security Measures to be Doubled
Community Service for Bernard Madoff – Bernie to Head Social
Security Reform – “Put Everything Into One Pond, See?”
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