Ballad of a Bovine

OK.  I think we all know that Mrs. O'Leary's cow didn't ACTUALLY start the Chicago fire, but this was a funny quip of a limerick.

Ballad of a Bovine

Tis the ballad of Mrs. O’Leary

And her cow on an evening most dreary.

It kicked a lantern

And started a burn

As the Mrs. Cried, “Oh, my, my, dear me!”